The next day Conner went to the address on the card and saw a huge four story building with windows going all the way around and going from the ground all the way to the roof with a big neon sign with the abbreviated company name, F.E.M.A.L.E., on it in stylized letters.
“Wow! This is where I’ll be staying for a while? Not bad. I still can’t believe I’m going to do this, but that girl was right I do need a drastic change in my life. Well here goes nothing.” he thought as he stepped through the doors and into the lobby.
As he stepped in the lobby the beautiful receptionist noticed him and said, “Hello. Welcome to the Fey Establishment for Metamorphosis & Living Excellently, How can I help you?”
“Oh hello there ma’am my name is Conner Chispa, I think I have an appointment.” Conner explained to her.
She checks her computer and then says, “Ah yes I see it here. C. Chispa you are one our mall FEMALEs. Just have a seat and Ms. Fey will be with you shortly.” she said.
“Umm Female? I’m not exactly a female, lady.”
“Oh sorry about that, that’s just what we call all of our customers. It’s shorter than saying customer of Fey Establishment for Metamorphosis & Living Excellently. I wasn’t implying that you were a girl that would just be silly. While you’re waiting would you like to have some peach drink?”
“Yeah I guess that does make sense. Sure, for some reason I’ve been craving it since I had some yesterday.”
The receptionist grabs a bottle of peach drink and hands it to him saying, “I completely understand; these drinks are very addictive, but Ms. Fey has all the fruits imported from her personal farms and orchards in England so I guess they are good for you as well as delicious. That’s why she encourages all of her customers, like you, to drink them. They have special ingredients to help shape your body into the new you. She has two different flavors peach and banana but honestly the banana just doesn’t taste right. The Females that come in here for the athletic track seem to like the banana flavor more than the peach.”
Conner has a seat on the couch. On the table in front of him were a few magazines including J-14, Vogue, Seventeen, Allure, Popstar!, American Cheerleader, and Women’s Health. He picked up the J-14 magazine and started reading an article about Robert Pattinson and the latest Twilight movie. As he finished his drink the receptionist spoke up and said, “Ms. Fey will see you now.”
|Ms. Fey CEO of F.E.M.A.L.E.|
Conner gets up off the couch setting the magazine back on the table and walks over to the office door as he passes the receptionist she takes his empty bottle from him. When he walks in the office door he sees a beautiful woman standing there looking at him as if she were studying him.
“Please have a seat, Mr. Chispa.” Ms. Fey said pointing to the seat in front of her desk as she went to her desk.
“So, you would like us to take you on the journey from being a dull nobody into a big star. Well I can see we are going to have a lot of work to do, but if you follow our instructions to the letter I can guarantee you that when you are done you will be ready to be a star. In fact I have a contract for a TV show that I think you could be perfect for. We need to make some major changes but if you’re willing to go through with it I can guarantee that you will be a star. Hell I may even be able to get you a record deal as well. How’s that sound to you?”
“I think it sounds pretty good. May I ask what kind of changed we’re talking about?” Conner asked hesitantly.
Ms. Fey chuckles a little and says, “Sure you can, I always get asked that. Well for starters we’ll have you grow your hair out some and possibly change the color. We’re going to put you on a specific diet, and a few other minor things to better shape your body to the right image. If you’re interested we’ll give you some vocal lessons to help you to find your inner pop star voice, as well. Just remember if you don’t listen to what we ask you to do then we won’t be able to give you the contract with $25,000 per episode of the show with a guarantee for at least one season of 25 episodes. So are you in?”
“Am I in? Sure I’m in; I’ll do whatever you ask me to do, just as long as I get that contract at the end.”
“Good I’m happy to hear you say that. Now let me explain to you how things work. As a newbie you’ll be staying in your own room on the fourth floor where you are free to walk around and chat it up with others at meal time you’ll eat in the cafeteria and they will give you all the food you will need and only what you need for your new diet. Your room will consist of a bed, a closet full of the standard uniform in three colors and sneakers, a nightstand with the proper uniform undergarment, and a fridge stocked full of the peach drink that I’ve heard you love so much. You will not be able to leave your floor. When we feel you are ready you will be moved to the third floor. Here it will be the same except that your uniform will change slightly. Once we get you down to the second floor we will provide you with your new wardrobe for your new body. Then when we feel you are ready and are comfortable with your new body and look we will move you to the first floor here and work on all the finishing touches to help you in your new career and life.” as she finishes she gets up and goes to a closet. She looks Conner over some and grabs a uniform, sneakers, and undergarment.
As she turned around Conner saw the uniform and started to get a little worried. The uniform looked like a shiny leotard and the underwear looked like a pair of panties.
Ms. Fey hands him the uniform and says, “Ok now disrobe and hand me your old clothes. When we are done with you, you won’t even want to wear these shabby old things.”
Conner took them and looked around the room. “Um did you mean right here?”
“Yes of course right here. It’s not like there’s anything I haven’t seen before. It’s just so I can make sure you don’t try to sneak anything in to the program.”
Conner hesitated a little bit but took off his clothes and handed them to Ms. Fey. He looked at the underwear and looked back at Ms. Fey and thought about the lucrative contract the put them on followed by the uniform and shoes. He felt weird but just decided that it didn’t matter because in the end he will be rich.
“Excellent! We’ll have to take care of that body hair though good thing there’s not that much. Now that you are ready just follow me and I’ll take you to your room.”
She led him to her personal elevator and went up to the fourth floor.