Being the shy person he was he tried to look the other way when she looked in his direction, but she started to wave him over to her so he begrudgingly went over to her determined that he wasn’t going to buy whatever it was she was selling.
“Hi there, I’m Eve. What’s your name?” she asked
“Conner.” he replied.
“Well hi Conner, I wanted to ask you how do you feel about your life? Do you think that you could be living a much happier life?”
“Um, sure I guess so.”
“Well I’m here representing the Fey Establishment for Metamorphosis & Living Excellently and we take people who feel that their lives are going nowhere and give them the right tools to help them achieve healthy and successful lives. We have taken people from the street and turned them into stars and models. We have contracts with the NFL, NBA, WWE, TNA Wrestling, Victoria Secret, Macy’s, Sports Illustrated, and even many cable networks like Nickelodeon, Disney, CBS, ABC, and the CW; and have provided all of them with people. I can see that you have a lot of physical potential to be in our program, but we need to take a personality analysis to see if you qualify for our free program. So would you like a free personality analysis to see if you could qualify for our program?”